hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

it’s 4:45am my blood sugar is 500 and I’m watching Adventure Time what has my life become

it’s 4:45am my blood sugar is 500 and I’m watching Adventure Time what has my life become